A dumb "podcast", huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Chunk Period. You get your first listen of this "movie review podcast" as you listen to the episode. It sounds like a podcast, lightly, bobbing along. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two chunks you didn't even know were there. Because the YumChunks are pack casters, you see, they use coordinated attack patterns and they are out in force today. And they slash at you with this...A six-decible recording, like a razor, in your ear. The point is, you are alive when they start to ramble at you. So you know, try to show a little respect... in this episode of After the Credits! Ryan, Sean, and Chewie mess with things they shouldn't as they talk about airline cinema, catch up on all the new Star Trek from 2022, and splice a mini review of Top Gun: Maverick into this megolithic episode. But how do they fair when faced with giants locusts, clones, feather dinosaurs, a clown car of characters that don't get eaten by dinosaurs in this dinosaur movie, and the ultimate cinematic hubris of man, Jurassic World: Dominion? Will they survive the colossal mess that is the latest in the Jurassic franchise? Can they avoid a critical hate spiral? Will this film eat them alive? Eh, they just have to put their hands up, they'll be fine. They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. And they really really shouldn't have.
Fear is a tool. When the Chunk hits the net, it's not just a cast. It's a warning. For them. And for you, listeners....
We got our chili dogs, we got our power sneakers, we've been rolling around at the speed of sound... YumChunks is ready! But wait,...
The world is veiled in darkness. The wind stops, the sea is wild, and the earth begins to rot. The listeners wait, their only...
