Dear Listeners,
Please come to the cast. We've baked a cake for you.
Yours truly,
YumChunks
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One day the kingdom of the peaceful YumChunk people was invaded by The Super Mario Bros. Movie, a movie famous for its black magic. The quiet, peace-loving Chunk people were turned into mere podcasters, voices, and even field horsehair plants, and After the Credits fell into ruin.
The only one who can undo the magic spell on the Chunk People and return them to their normal selves is the Princess Chunkstool, the daughter of the Chunk King. Unfortunately she is presently in the hands of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis, Netflix's Beef, and The Afterparty.
Ryan, Chewie, and Sean, the heros of the story (maybe) set out on a quest to analyze The Super Mario Bros. Movie, in the way that only three grown men discussing an animated kids movie can, and restore the fallen kingdom of YumChunks.
You are a listener! It's up to you to save this podcast! Thank you-a-so-much for listening to our episode!
Your Honor, over the course of this trial, you will find that YumChunks wasted the time of multiple listeners, acted in direct conflict of...
Just because we're a bad podcast, doesn't mean we're a *bad* podcast. Plug into the Internet before it breaks and listen to us discuss...
Now, say our name. Say our name! YumChunks. You’re gosh-dern right. Now let’s get cooking in a downright criminal episode of After the Credits....
