Dear Listeners,
Please come to the cast. We've baked a cake for you.
Yours truly,
YumChunks
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One day the kingdom of the peaceful YumChunk people was invaded by The Super Mario Bros. Movie, a movie famous for its black magic. The quiet, peace-loving Chunk people were turned into mere podcasters, voices, and even field horsehair plants, and After the Credits fell into ruin.
The only one who can undo the magic spell on the Chunk People and return them to their normal selves is the Princess Chunkstool, the daughter of the Chunk King. Unfortunately she is presently in the hands of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis, Netflix's Beef, and The Afterparty.
Ryan, Chewie, and Sean, the heros of the story (maybe) set out on a quest to analyze The Super Mario Bros. Movie, in the way that only three grown men discussing an animated kids movie can, and restore the fallen kingdom of YumChunks.
You are a listener! It's up to you to save this podcast! Thank you-a-so-much for listening to our episode!
Podcast X, AKA The Chunk Squad, reviled and cast away, utterly expendable, the YumChunks. Assembled to pull off a job no one else can....
They say there are two bears inside every podcast. One feeding on fear and anger and hate. The other feeding on hope and joy...
Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. We will face our fear. We will permit it to pass over...
